Leader of The Enlightened, the IQ Superior, and now the self-titled IQ Savior, Samantha Smart joins the Official WOW Podcast to open the minds of WOW fans everywhere and dive deeper into her mission to “enlighten the stupids.” Ever since Samantha Smart took a book to the head in The Classmaster’s match against the now WOW World Champion, Santana Garrett, Smart has seen the light and assembled a team of geniuses to rid the world of stupidity and save humanity from intellectual decay. Smart recalls the moment she locked eyes with Santana, and what Smart saw before Santana whacked her with the book.
Smart on Santana Garrett’s soul: “They say the eyes are the window to the soul. And I will never forget standing on the edge of the ring, looking Santana the Barbarian directly into her eyes, and do you know what I saw? I saw society in decay Nigel, moments before she struck me with that book…it broke my heart.”
Smart on Santana Garrett’s path to the title: “She continued down dumb dumb drive, only to take a detour down stupid street.”
In founding The Enlightened, Smart hopes to promote critical thinking, self betterment, and scholarly learning in order to achieve a higher level of consciousness. Smart’s followers include: Miranda the Mindful, Nova Sky, and Dr. Pam Demonium who joined the podcast individually, in that order, to promote their mission of scholarly enlightenment.
Miranda the Mindful on joining The Enlightened: “When Samantha Smart approached me…she saw the innate abilities I had within myself and realized they were not being put to their fullest potential. Samantha Smart saved me. And since being enlightened, everything has only elevated.”
Nova Sky on the future relationship between humans and technology: “Humans could be replaced by technology…humans have fragile minds and don’t always know what is best for them, and so replacement with technology could actually be freedom…being replaced by technology might be the ultimate blessing for humanity.”
Dr. Pam Demonium’s response when asked what surgery she’d perform on her most hated opponent: “My personal favorite is a lobotomy, however some people already have nothing inside their brain.”
Smart reacting to the clip of David McLane riding the Slotzilla zipline over the Fremont St Experience: “This was an extraordinary display of emotional instability…he willingly signed up for this, right…once again David ‘McLame’ fails to recognize what is right in front of him. A remarkable failure.”
Smart on Santana Garrett’s title: “When that referee raised Santana’s hand in victory, make no mistake, that was my hand being raised, that was Classmater’s hand being raised, that was Miranda the Mindful’s hand being raised, that was Nova sky’s hand being raised, and that was Dr. Pam Demonium’s hand being raised.
Smart on her plans for going after the WOW Titles: “As for the other championships…Best 4 Business holds the WOW Tag Team Titles, if there’s one thing I can assure you it is that nobody is better for business than The Enlightened, so season 5, you can expect those to come our way. And then as for Monsters and Metal, they also have something that belongs to three of my enlightened minds…after all, we have already reformed one barbarian, so what’s a few more monsters.”
Written by: Zoe Nelson
