Scout Parker is fueled by pure mean, green, clean energy, but don’t expect this eco-extremist to sit cross-legged in tie-dye singing “Kumbaya.” No, Scout’s got the aggression of ivy: creeping, crushing, and choking out every last breath of life in her path.

Step into her ring, and you’ve already made your first mistake. To Scout, you’re not a competitor, you’re litter. And she’s here to advocate climate change and take out the trash.

Her opponents aren’t wrestlers, they’re pollution made flesh, fossil fuels in boots and spandex.

Scout once chained herself to trees to protect the planet, now she chains her rivals to the ropes of the WOW ring, leaving them gasping, wheezing, clawing for air.

Beware, when Scout hears the bell rings, you’ll may find out the hard way: extinction isn’t a theory. It’s her way of life.